Last Weekend for Santaland Diaries Starts Tonight!

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A brilliant evocation of what a slacker's Christmas must feel like. Out of work, our slacker decides to become a Macy's elf during the holiday crunch. At first the job is simply humiliating, but once the thousands of visitors start pouring through Santa's workshop, he becomes battle-weary and bitter. Finding consolation in the fact that some of the other elves were television extras on One Life to Live, he grins and bears it, occasionally taking out his frustrations on the children and parents alike. The piece ends with yet another Santa being ushered into the workshop, but this one is different from the lecherous or drunken ones with whom he has had to work. Sorry, no refunds or exchanges. Rated "M" for Mature!

Don't forget Tapas Tuesdays with Small Plates Catered by Mermaid's Kitchen

Fab Friday Happy Hours in December, Too!

Pop Tunes with Tim & Phyllis in December for Fab Friday Happy Hours 5-7pm

Countdown to Country Music Bliss!

Join Texas CMA Indie Artist of the Year 2016 and Multi-Gold and Platinum Award-winning singer/songwriter Tony Ramey (songs recorded by George Strait, Clay Walker, Craig Morgan, Trisha Yearwood, Doug Stone, John Michael Montgomery, Mark Chesnutt [current single], Johnny Lee, Alabama, Ray Price, Stevens Sisters, and many more!) as he returns to the Rialto stage!

"Always, Patsy Cline" Dec 31-Jan 22 Reserved Seats Available Now!

Fridays & Saturdays @ 7:30pm, & Sunday Matinees @ 2pm

Special New Year's Eve Dinner Theater, 7:00pm, Only $40
Catered by A Mermaid in Your Kitchen
Sirloin Carving Station, Ratatouille, White Truffle Whipped Potatoes, Baby Green Beans, Rolls, Creme Brûlée Pie.  Cornbread & Black Eyed Peas For Good Luck! 

Country Blues & BBQ with Patsy on 1st Saturday, January 7!

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Patsy Promo ends December 1!

It takes over $10,000 to produce this play - please help us bring Patsy back by clicking here to make your donation now!  As a thank you, you get first dibs on any seat you want before we open it to the General Public on December 1! Don't delay; these shows sell out fast! Thank you!!